April 17, 2012 / 10:40PM 13,469 notes

Beard Compliment Translations

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”

I want to have sex with you. 

“Are you working on growing a beard?”

I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.

“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”

I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.

“Your beard looks good today.”

My pants are coming off.

(Source: en-descent, via lalumacahatrecorna)

è così

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    I have a beard! These things never, ever happen. That’s why I asked which universe are these things from.
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