April 17, 2012 / 10:40PM 13,471 notes

Beard Compliment Translations

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”

I want to have sex with you. 

“Are you working on growing a beard?”

I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.

“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”

I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.

“Your beard looks good today.”

My pants are coming off.

(Source: en-descent, via lalumacahatrecorna)

è così

Notes

  1. endless-fries reblogged this from y0urprotector
  2. photographs-n-cats reblogged this from omgitsash012
  3. omgitsash012 reblogged this from intheclearingstandsaboxer
  4. caliplum reblogged this from awakemysoul69
  5. awakemysoul69 reblogged this from myshelipartdeux
  6. acoustic-s0ul reblogged this from notheratall
  7. duckiej reblogged this from derpityderp
  8. intheclearingstandsaboxer reblogged this from b0ny-knees
  9. southernlineman reblogged this from betterroadahead
  10. y0ure-my-w0nderwall reblogged this from imhiskindofcrazy
  11. betterroadahead reblogged this from imhiskindofcrazy
  12. girl-from-the-south reblogged this from imhiskindofcrazy
  13. imhiskindofcrazy reblogged this from yeslikethecountry
  14. whos-that-gurl- reblogged this from burgy-bit
  15. yeslikethecountry reblogged this from killerkanzaz
  16. clelsbells reblogged this from late-night-halloween
  17. shannierawr reblogged this from late-night-halloween
  18. burgy-bit reblogged this from late-night-halloween
  19. nogginvoice reblogged this from sewonandsewforth and added:
    I have a beard! These things never, ever happen. That’s why I asked which universe are these things from.
  20. sewonandsewforth reblogged this from nogginvoice and added:
    Oh my god no beards are a THING. Seriously. OH OH OH go to begospelm.tumblr.com TRUST ME. YOU WILL FIND GLORY LIKE THIS:...
Text post